China's Trick

 

“You Americans all have hot livers!” Due to language problems, that was basically the extent of our diagnosis when my roommate and I consulted the Chinese herbalist downtown in Portland, Oregon in 1987.

At the time, I figured he just meant that USA had a poor diet. But there’s a purely cultural interpretation, with “the Liver” representing American individuality and our sense of personal power. From Confucian clans to Mao’s communism, democracy (self-governance) could seem pathological to the Chinese mind.

In 2001, 9/11 showed that the enemies of our civilization can execute complex paramilitary operations. The complexity of such attacks require masterful deceptions, in effect blinding us victims to the hideous truth. Don’t underestimate the extent of the deceit. Sun Tzu’s “Art of War” described this tactic perfectly when he wrote something that I can’t remember because I haven’t studied Chinese history for ages. 

What’s pertinent is that China uses trickery against us.

The effects are worse than 9/11: the "Wuhan Flu" could have been a coordinated terror attack.

Is it really such a stretch to see that “democratic” socialists here in America have a natural affinity to Chinese communists? They all want to take power out of the hands of individuals so that Big Government (Deep State) has control. 

Hillary Clinton just publicly called for communist China to assist the Democratic party to take down Donald Trump: "Since Russia is clearly backing the Republicans, why don't we ask China to back us?" 

Clinton’s cynical subterfuge lends credibility to the video that surfaced of Chinese rioters in the park next to our White House shouting instructions in Mandarin Chinese. “Get out of here quickly, go! (Kuai, zou!) Go! Go! Go!” 

And a whistleblower contends that bile-spewing, seditious General “Mad Dog” Mattis is linked to China’s espionage against USA. (“Mattis accessed the Administration thru an individual who was FIRED from the transition team. The reason for firing? He was meeting with Chinese & Vietnamese communists in Beijing.”)

[Counterfeit US Money Originates from China]

[Chinese Propaganda in US Universities]

[How China Has Co-opted The U.S. Media]

There is widespread evidence of China’s support of the coup against President Trump and current riots. They publicly claim that the looters here are equal to the democracy protesters in Hong Kong (whom the Trump administration supports). The irony of course is that our local violence aims to overthrow a democratically elected official.

And of course China’s Communist Party (CCP) hates Trump for reforming our trade deals. To cash in on unfair trade, former President Bill Clinton had given China “Most Favored Nation” status despite China’s human-rights atrocities like 6/4/1989 Tiananmen. Along with their mainstream media bootlicks, the Biden/Clinton globalist cabal continues to downplay China’s genocide of Tibetans and Uyghur/Uighur Muslims. Never mind the $1.5Billion that Biden's clan made from China.

That’s one reason the globalist, anti-democracy, anti-Trump cabal multiplies by an exponential of 1619 the blood libel that USA must be defined solely by pre-Civil-War slavery.

(Slavery has existed throughout human history; I believe the CIA/Clinton cabal actually has slaves right now.) 

But America must not be allowed any moral ground to point to political prisoners in China working as slave labor for corporations like Nike and Apple. We must ignore Chinese organ harvesting of oppressed worshipers of Falun Gong. Ignore the video of black people being denied entrance into a Chinese shopping mall. Who are we to say it’s wrong for China to throw Uyghurs into concentration camps? 

I get so disgusted, I want to puke. Fortunately I have Chinese herbs to soothe my stomach. Yes, I’ve been using Chinese herbs since 1987. I had a holistic health practice for decades with emphasis on traditional Chinese medicine. I learned Mandarin in college and still practice acupuncture. But I basically retired after China ruined their “brand”. How could I prescribe Chinese herbs (however strictly quality-controlled) after Chinese toxic pet food, Chinese poisoned baby formula, dangerous drywall, and Chinese pollution filled the news? 

Never mind the moral disgrace of their folk medicine's shark-fin soup, inhumane farms for tiger bone and bear bile, rhino-horn “aphrodisiacs” and other abuse of animals and endangered wildlife. 

As one needs to do to learn such a complex Materia Medica, I honestly loved Chinese medicine with all my heart. My heart was broken. 

The author VC Bestor is Director of the
non-profit FangedWilds.org.

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July Update:

My Schizophrenia about Satanists

Poor me! I sound like a princess when I complain. But I was traumatized by researching pedophile rings, trying to help their victims, and being targeted by pedovores’ satanic minions. After a couple years, I had to step back and pamper my precious self. How could a delicate flower like me recover? Surely reading novels would fill my mind with pleasant distractions.

I discovered the escapism of Frances Mayes. Her characters seemed oddly medicated, as if their moral compass were floating in anti-depressants. There’s a throw-away comment on the lines of “incest is bad” (a statement I can confirm from personal experience); other than that, the book in question depicts only materialism and sensuality. Food is a fetish. Aspirations are all self-aggrandizing. Her escapism is escaping from what, exactly?

Of course you know that Mockingbird Media includes fiction. Books and Hollywood are laced with the propaganda that mainstream news wields as a blunt instrument. You don’t have to believe conspirators (wink) to know that, back in 1963, CIA ramped up their trauma-based mind-control methods to blindfold the public to their crimes.

Their Project Mockingbird snowballed from there. Now entire libraries are aviaries squawking jeers at actual truth.

I read that Mayes book years ago but it still nags me. It was my keyhole to how satanic elites think. I developed a “theory of mind.” Curiosity sometimes overcomes me and I can’t help fantasizing about how their “Do What Thou Wilt” tenet plays out, moment by moment. Obviously it includes the best of everything: silk sheets, polished leather, fresh flowers in every room. Nancy Pelosi’s gourmet ice cream is so obscene, it’s the perfect example. What else? I don’t want to look at gossip columns to find out. And I don’t want to think about the orgies, the Masonic ritual fucks, the human bloodline breeding, murders, and their other depraved habits. Since satanists have infiltrated my brain, I need to sanitize them.

So, what would I do, if I were they? I know some personally from growing up in Carmel and from my career in holistic medicine. By accident, I did one of their drumming and dance “healing” retreats at a farm in Tuscany. I went to Burning Man a few times. Satanic elites ride bicycles in France and go to spas in Bali. But do they eat the same foods every day that you and I might get at, say, a 25th anniversary dinner? Oysters Rockefeller, anyone?

I bet they get plastic surgery as routinely as we get a hair cut. "I'd like my ear lobes closer to my chin, and thin my knees."


Organic estates on tropical islands; private jets to elegant parties; backstage passes at music festivals; deep-sea fishing trips… 

And of course so many enjoy stellar careers in the arts, with skillful coaches, clever editors, obsequious publicists, an entourage of sycophants, biographers…

Wow! Just picture having a team to help you achieve your artistic ambitions. 

I imagine they avoid being alone with their conscience. So I’m not surprised they promote meditation groups that cultivate the dull hum of “hive mind,” chanting repetitions of repeated chants that re-repeat repetitious chants. Oh, wow, have you done ayahuasca? Zzzzzz. 

Needless to say, CIA connections get them into Oxford, et cetera. Satanic elites can afford educations that hone debate skills and subtle analysis. I wonder if they have lively conversations about things I studied in college and have barely mentioned ever since. Anthropology, physics, and all manner of biological complexities. Yea, ecosystems! 

Here is my (overly general, idealized) list of things I like about satanists:

• Respect for nature

• Talk about animals as “non-human persons”

• At least lip service to objectivity and the scientific method

• Value the intellect

• Exploration of the arts, esp. film and music

• Dance with abandon 

• Cultivate ambitions and strive for “self-actualization”

I’m grateful to satanists: their egotism and other evil has driven me to learn about Christianity (I recommend More Than a Carpenter). Now I accept Jesus as God’s best creation, better even than nature, dancing, and Oysters Rockefeller.

Forget their pagan ceremonies and magic spells. I can’t bear to think about how the elite satanic cabal farms, enslaves, rapes and eats children. They harvest adrenochrome from tortured infant corpses. 

No, no, no, NO! 

I can’t stand their reality. So the essence of my vision is the troupes of monkeys I observed in Asia. I imagine the elites jockeying for status in their troupes, ignoring us peons the way monkeys ignore humans unless we get too close or have treasures to be taken. Monkeys seem affectionate as they groom one another. Elites are nice to their friends and probably are even capable of love.

 

The missing element is delight in deceit. Monkeys are capable of deception but elites have made it their trademark, the bulk of their culture. They probably call it “theater.” Lies are their God. Their secrets require falsehood. Con artists are welcomed into their fold. What fun it is, to trick the gullible masses! Behold how boldly we flaunt our evil (leading to the phrase, “Their symbolism will be their downfall.”)

Elites love to play us both ways. They amass wealth, then seduce us with socialist fantasies of “tax the rich,” as if they’d ever allow redistribution of their own bounteous booty. (Heroin trafficking: ka-CHING!) Their celebrities fill “entertainment” with egalitarian ideals that they privately ridicule. They point to “corporations” to distract from their true conspiracy.

They plan to depopulate us on the pretext of “saving the planet from climate change.” They're gloating that the "epidemic" lockdown is a preview of their "Green New Deal" world. Books like Mayes’ are a sort of blueprint for the sensual, conscience-free society that satanists want to inhabit after they’ve killed most of us (perhaps using viruses like Covid-19). Humans have an innate sense of justice; to counter that, minions like Mayes depict the absence of morality as a feasible lifestyle for even their non-sociopathic members. “Why, it’s simply epicurean, my dear.”

Unfortunately a lot of their “useful idiots” are blinded by simple flattery. If you feel superior because you plan to vote for Biden, that’s you. Turn off NPR.

“And when the multitudes are gone, we satanists won’t have to hide our true nature anymore,” they may reassure themselves. If their plan succeeds to decimate us, Earth will become a hell even as they paint it as a paradise that honors Mother Nature. Nature is predator and prey, no matter what their cabal pretends. They’ll always use slaves to maintain their decadence. They breed and raise slaves to know nothing but servitude. By dehumanizing anyone, satanists destroy their own humanity. By seeing themselves as gods, they darken the spark of God that can fill anyone’s life with grace. And so cabal members become a parody of a human, their lives a cheap facsimile of a soul’s legacy.

They may deck themselves in pieties (Nancy Pelosi: “I pray for Donald Trump!”) They use Christianity to deceive as well as mock believers. That’s how they become grim reapers. You can’t be alive in spirit till you too have “died on the Cross” and feel the selfless joy of God living through you. They use generosity, sex and reproduction to bond, a “fellowship and unity” that’s nothing compared to the Oneness that’s only afforded by humility and acceptance of God’s grace.

Playing dress-up helps them forget who they really are

Satanists, please come forward and admit your crimes. Now is the moment, the great awakening.

If I’m preaching, blame the lockdown’s weeks-into-months sabbatical, a long Sabbath for the prayer-prone. In this time, God’s love has been like a silk sheet draped over me. Faith shields my frailty like tough leather. God's abundance strews flowers through the mansions of my heart.

Our own “truther” movement (AKA “conspiracy realists”) exists as a testament to authenticity, leading folks away from all the “fun” novels and glossy publications in the world, till you find yourself reading a humble blog like this. Imagine reading my earnest sentiments and feeling only contempt. The satanic elites don’t realize how horrible their “paradise” would be. But I believe good shall triumph, and the future of the planet is divine.

The author VC Bestor is Director of the 
non-profit FangedWilds.org.

"Find the meat of the matter"

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VIDEOS:

How satanic elites get rich:

Video of my favorite preacher:

Update on riots:

“We love Disease, Death and Taxes”

I haven’t drunk Kool-Aid since I was a kid so I’m reserving judgment on this speculation: lots of optimists think the $2.3 Trillion “CARES Act” stimulus is actually designed to wrest control of the Fed (“Federal” private central-banking Reserve) into the hands of genuine elected government officials. The fact that billionaire Bloomberg’s magazine is decrying the situation suggests that the Fed really has been weakened. Quote, “The federal government is nationalizing large swaths of the financial markets. The Fed is providing the money to do it. … This scheme essentially merges the Fed and Treasury into one organization. So, meet your new Fed chairman, Donald J. Trump.”

Trump put the "infamous Blackrock investment group to start buying important corporations for the Fed, meaning that he’s nationalizing chunks of the economy, while avoiding the crash of the market by implicating important private investors in the deal."

The "hope porn" rollercoaster

The way to know what’s good nowadays: does the cabal mainstream abhor it? Up is down.

[Q-Anon theory: 

our military just outmaneuvered

 the Deep State]

[Or is the Fed using the 'Reichstag Virus' to seize more power?]

Theories abound

Cabal politicians and "news" originally downplayed the severity of the coronavirus, ensuring its spread. They censored evidence COVID19 was engineered. Now they certainly do lie and exaggerate to foment terror and hysteria around the virus, evidently in order to promote a Depression.


Was the COVID-19 virus created to destroy the Trump economy? Was it a weapon against democracy protesters in Hong Kong, or thousands of pollution protesters in Wuhan? Was it genetically altered to cull the frail and elderly who burden China’s greedy rulers? Chinese scientists reported that is was NOT just Mother Nature doing her thing in a wet market in Wuhan.

[Did scientists in Wuhan smuggle dead lab animals out to sell for a few extra bucks?]

[STOP WORLD CONTROL]

HRC loves death and falsehood

At any rate, the virus outbreak started in China and spread when China’s ruling Communist Party (CCP) silenced whistleblowers. China also lies about current stats. Riots are the true measure of the situation there. The question lingers whether the virus was genetically weaponized in the lab in Wuhan; of course the CCP and their mouthpieces claim it’s bioterrorism manufactured in USA.

Whatever you do, don't be racist against Chinese people who are spreading the virus on purpose.

Hydroxychloroquine & chloroquine are proven to help coronavirus. So some Democrat governors forbade their use. Fortunately there are other drugs like Azithromycin (plus zinc) to save patients’ lives. Democrats oppose chloroquine because Trump tweeted about it. Sabotaging a cure also serves the agenda of keeping the economy depressed "until a vaccine is available."

Advisor to Trump, Dr. Fauci, is hopefully just window dressing to trip up the cabal's agenda.

"Italy: hydroxychloroquine works! France: hydroxychloroquine works! Spain: hydroxychloroquine works! Brazil: hydroxychloroquine works! Dr. Fauci: 'there's no strong evidence it works.' No strong evidence? There's the evidence of the entire world's medical community."

Governors & mayors who insist on a nationwide shutdown think the ensuing Depression will prevent Trump’s second term. (“If they cared about YOU, they wouldn't allow their infected to travel.”) The more the cabal cheers for lockdown, the more obviously it's a mistake.

As we all know, media disinformation abounds. [See footnotes for general examples.]

After "owning Trump" by downplaying the dangers of the virus at the beginning of the year, "news" continues to report China's claims without verification. This propaganda is evidence of China’s mainstream American stooges. For instance, Twitter's censorship is biased in favor of communist China. Such collaboration confirms that this crisis serves the globalist cabal and their communist (totalitarian) New World Order agenda. 

For instance, the UN’s World Health Organization has been exposed as a front for China, yet cabal media pretends WHO statistics are reliable.

WHO said don’t worry, feel free to travel... wrong.

Virus doesn’t spread or live long... wrong.

Pets can't catch it... wrong. 

They were right when they originally said that masks don’t help.

WHOrseshite

Do you wonder who exactly is in the cabal? One of their victims told me it’s anyone who’s filthy rich. I think we should look for another indication: are they evil? Example: Kennedy Center laid off their musicians and staff after receiving $25 Million in taxpayer dollars... then probably donated a $5 Million kickback to the DNC.

Hopefully their virus bailout will just be an irritating memory for decent folks while those satanic cabal scumbags rot in hell.

I am wary of anyone online who tries to convince me to "Trust the Plan": I don't trust anonymous sources even when they're not invoked by mainstream media. But, for your edification, I'll share this alternative scenario from the Q-Anon crowd:

[Alternative Dem/Leftie Analysis of Q Anon]

I certainly wouldn't put it past Trump's camp to orchestrate a psyOp for troop morale...

On the other hand... 

I hope the NWO is on the run

...but I maintain my skepticism.

LOL

I trust only in God. The cabal uses Hollywood violence, false flags like 9/11, and this virus as a tool for trauma-based mass mind control. Hysteria and irrationality play into their toxic agenda. Logic, self-control and God's love are surely the cure for any epidemic.

The author VC Bestor is Director of the 

non-profit FangedWilds.org.

"Find the meat of the matter"

V.C Bestor on Twitter

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[Gates’ Globalist Vaccine Agenda]

More speculation from Adrinne Payton-Green

on Facebook:

 "I have been confused as to what could possibly be going on.

You have President Trump putting eugenicists on the face of a global disaster.

You have Dr. Falsy and no license Dr. Brix out here making predictions that makes absolutely no sense. I feel like they shut down our lives with this extreme fear mongering and now they are starting to backpedal and say, my bad.

Then you have self-proclaimed King of the World Bill Gates who is out here telling you his real plans.

He is saying that the world is gonna stay closed for a few more months so the entire world can get vaccinated with untested vaccines, get chipped/tattooed and all other kind of weirdness that has caused everyone that used to idolize him to look at him in a different manner now.

Then you have the Worlds Health Organization that has ruined the global economy for a plandemic that killed less people than the flu.

I know for a fact that King Gates is a major stockholder in the top pharmaceutical companies that actually failed during this crisis.

Their failure caused President Trump to get vital medications from Russia and India, when we should have had our own.

I’m not gonna lie, I have been on an emotional roller coaster through this shutdown because I am watching evil flex their muscles. Hell Microsoft felt so bold that they would make a commercial with Ms. Spirit Cooker herself, that Marina chick [Abramovic].

I was thinking about how hard this situation must be for President Trump. And then it hit me.

There is no way to destroy the globalists system without taking our valuable infrastructure out of their hands.

If none of this had happened and President Trump said that he was defunding the CDC, WHO and a ton of these other non-elected organizations people would have lost their minds.

Now that you have been faced with losing everything you own because of some predictions these organizations got wrong, everyone will cheer when they discover that we have pulled out of these organizations and will be creating government departments for care for our critical infrastructure and will no longer depend on private corporations.

Now I realize why King Gates has been allowed to be paraded all over MSM looking like a dictator. When it is announced that his assets has been confiscated for crimes against humanity, the people that once loved him will now cheer at his demise.

Draining the swamp is gonna be difficult but extremely necessary."~A. Payton-Green

What does Fake News leave out?

[COVID-19 is likely as lethal as a typical flu but more deadly for impaired or older patients]

Fake news again

How you know Fauci is bad news

Videos:

Plandemic totalitarianism described in 2014:

Rural Oregon Noblesse Oblige

Rural Oregon has a reputation for patriotic rednecks (with a howdy to the Hammonds of Harney County and survivors of the “Oregon standoff”!)

While bald eagles circle in the open sky over the crop fields, my village happens to be located between Portland and “the Berkeley of the North” (University of Oregon). Our charming mayor called Trump a “fascist”; as he told me in the library’s tiny reading room, he’s happy getting his “news” from mainstream media. TV is piped into the bucolic homesteads around me like an urban pollutant, bilge that’s regurgitated by the chatters who gather in the quaint town’s only coffee shop.

America has been barraged by mass mind control since 1963. Mockingbird disinformation saturates many an innocuous-seeming institution. So I wasn’t surprised that my local historical society purveys propaganda. (“History is written by the victors.”) Behold our “need” for more immigrants; the gospel of Darwin’s Theory; and other anti-conservative dog whistles.


To be fair, there’s not a lot for retirees to do in a small town besides listen to NPR and parrot to your neighbor about how “horrible” Trump is.

The Wuhan coronavirus has canceled a lot of events.

There’s usually an annual fundraiser for the little museum where townspeople perform skits about a certain year in history.

This time it was to be 1930.

(Why? They couldn’t possibly be alluding to how “Trump is 1930s Hitler”? Coincidentally, Democrats and deep-state agents have actually said out loud that another Depression will be great if it gets Trump out of office.)

In this atmosphere of Trump Derangement Syndrome, I had fun writing a few skits for these fine museum gentry who school us. I made copies to share at a meeting. The liberal organizer tried to stop me from passing the scripts around since I’m a Brown Shirt thug (Sieg Trump!) ...But I handed out the scripts anyway. Something about free speech is satisfying, almost as if I’d stood up to actual fascism.

Just picture the MSM-brainwashed performing these skits:

1930 Anarchy, Prohibition & Kindness 

(by VC Bestor) 

Scene: Sidewalk

Actors: Guy Folksie, Avner, and Florence the Charity Worker

Props: Flyers, paper poppies, splint

Note: all “mistakes” are intentional

Guy Folksie (hawking to Avner) : Hey, got a penny for a broadsheet of the Workers of the World?

(brandishes flyers)

Avner (shows splint on right hand): I’m not a worker. I broke my finger and got laid off.

Guy Folksie: Comrade Stalin would find work for you if we were in Mother Russia. Every citizen there has the right to work according to his ability.

Avner : My left hand still works but just for –

(Surreptitiously mimes drinking from a bottle; laughs)

Guy Folksie : “To each according to his need!” That’s the first tenet of socialism.

Avner: I like socializing. But the girls don’t like my being jobless. I can’t even buy them a glass of bootleg.

Guy Folksie: Meanwhile the rich man’s cellar is lined to the rafters with pure Scotch whiskey. Comrade Stalin would make him share and share alike.

Florence the Charity Worker walks up with a basket of paper poppies to raise money for wounded WW1 veterans.

Florence the Charity Worker (to Avner): Howdy. How’s your sister’s kid? Still ailing?

Avner: Yes’m. She’s run ragged caring for her brood.

Florence: Have them come by the church on Saturday. We’ve taken a collection for the needy.

Guy Folksie (stentorious) : They don’t need no church, madam. It’s the opium of the masses.

Avner: What’s opium?

Guy Folksie: It makes you sleep.

Florence : I don’t sleep in church! And we don’t have masses; we’re not Catholic.

Guy Folksie : You’re asleep with your eyes open. Don’t you know workers must unite and overthrow our oppressors?

Avner: Who are our oppressors?

Guy Folksie: The bosses. The… (looks at Florence) ...authorities.

Avner: How do you overthrow them?

Guy Folksie (disingenuous): Unite.

Florence : Who’s in charge of you rabble, looking to overthrow – (grabs his flyer and reads it)

Guy Folksie (tries to grab flyer back): Nobody’s our boss. That’s the point. Comrade Stalin is just leading us to seize the means of production.

Avner (to him): Then workers will be the bosses! And your cellars will be stacked to the rafters with whiskey!

(sees Florence giving him a dirty look) 

Florence : You’re better off thirsting for the living water; it quenches both body and spirit.

Guy Folksie (smug triumph) : Opium of the masses.

Florence (to Avner) : Tell your sister about Saturday.

(to Guy) And tell your commander Stalin that overthrowing will be his ticket to damnation.

(Florence walks away to offer her poppies elsewhere.)

Guy Folksie (to Avner) : Well, do you want my broadsheet? Only one cent.

Avner: No thanks. I reckon I should check in on my sister. I can lend her a hand.

(Waves his good left hand; starts to leave)

Will your Stalin be overthrowing here soon, do y’think?

Guy Folksie : Maybe in November.

Avner (walking away) : If I have a good job by then, try not to overthrow that boss, all right?

Guy Folksie (shouts humorously) : I’ll convince him to call a strike against his own business! Or else!

[Guy Folksie’s Flyer] 

WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE! 

Germany’s Comrade Hitler says that we socialists are the enemies of today’s capitalist system of exploitation. A general STRIKE will cause capitalism to collapse! Until that moment, take heroic steps to impress on your neighbors that they are either for the workers or against us. Our aims justify any measure; don’t hold back! Soon, in our UTOPIA ruled by the workers, the bourgeoisie will obey the dictation of us, the proletariat. Industry will belong to the nation (a justice that Italy’s Comrade Mussolini calls corporatism). National socialism is a formula of solidarity within the spiritual bonds and iron discipline of which the elite and the masses can cooperate for the COMMON GOOD.
True liberty is our sense of security, safe within the centralized State. 

Consumers – when they halt their greed and think – know their true treasures are our bloodlines and the soil on which we stand! Even more than our unity as the working class, our greatest bond is ethnic identity. Join as one family against the bankers, as guided by Father Charles Coughlin. Stand up to other nations who seek to exploit us, as Comrade Stalin has in the United Soviet Socialist Republics. Evolution proves that racial struggle will bring about the triumph of superior blood (as explained by German philosopher Martin Heidegger). Rulers are effete; socialism is EVOLUTION! 

Arise, ye workers, from your slumber. Arise, ye prisoners of want! 
History is written by the VICTORS! 

SKIT #2

Two Teenagers, 

1930 

(by VC Bestor)

[Boy sits beside Girl in parlor, helping ball up her skeins of woolen yarn.] 

Girl (daringly): Science says that humans slowly developed from monkeys.

Boy: Science isn’t majority rule of the loudest bullies. Science belongs to whoever demands proof.

Girl: Proof? ...Maybe they’ll find a fossil of the missing link.

Boy: Fossils don’t show proof of Darwin’s theory. Not at all.

Girl (feigning contempt): I think you’re the missing link to monkeys.

Boy: The eyeball is too complex to have developed gradually. Evolution can’t explain complicated details. It’s not the devil in those details.

Girl: You’re just a monkey who’s thinks he’s in God’s image.

Boy: You think scientists are Gods. What do you think of mathematicians?

Girl (flirty): They’re monkeys like you.

Boy: They say the mathematical chance of life developing from random changes is zero.

(They finish balling the yarn.)

Girl: If God created Darwin, how can his theory be wrong?

Boy: That’s it. You’ve won the argument.

Girl (proudly holds up knitting needles) : I’m going to be a god to this yarn and turn it into a cardigan.

Boy (stands up to leave): I’ll go tell the sheep that you created them. (Waves bye) Baa baaa! Hey, why don’t you just leave the yarn in a pile for a million years so it can evolve into a cardigan. (Leaves)

Girl (meaning him): Monkeys make so much noise. But what purpose do they really serve?

(Boy makes monkey sounds from outside.)

Boy (returns with book, reads it like a preacher): Darwin wrote: "If…. any complex organ existed which could not possibly have been formed by numerous, successive, slight modifications, my theory would absolutely break down."

Meanwhile, Girl throws skeins of yarn at him. Boy grabs one and runs away. She chases him out.

~FIN~ 

References include: "Darwin’s Dilemma” film, Stephen Meyer (Cambridge), Michael Behe (Lehigh) & Gerald Schroeder (MIT) 

SKIT #3

Monkey Shine 1930
(by VC Bestor)

Mom and Girl Daisy June in the parlor

Props: Sock Monkey & baby; Darning; Sewing bag; dozen small bottles

Note: All ‘mistakes’ are intentional


[Mom is darning; bag on floor. Girl with monkey under her arm is looking around for something.]

Girl: Fanny’s father was just arrested for bootlegging!

Mom: What are you looking for?

Girl: Monkey lost her baby. (finds bottle behind cushion) What’s this?

Mom (takes bottle & puts in bag): That’s from my medical tonic.

Girl: Fanny’s so worried. That was her dad’s only job. Now they’ll have nothing.

Mom: Police have to clamp down. The police have to keep everything under control.

Girl (finds another bottle): What did you put this here for?

Mom (takes bottle, puts in bag): I’m forgetful. Now, where did you last see your monkey baby?

Girl: I think he was resting in here while Monkey went with me to give apples to the mules.

(finds more bottles, gives to mom) 

Mom: There’s a law against abandoning your baby alone.

Girl: I hope the police don’t arrest Monkey!

Mom: Laws protect us from our own worst instincts. (Picks bag off floor; bottles clink)

Girl: Fanny’s brother says there’s a law that schools have to teach that mankind used to be monkeys. People a million years ago were monkeys, or something.

Mom: He should be afraid to meet his maker; he must be drinking his dad’s moonshine!

Girl: He tried to give me a taste but it was too horrible.

Mom: Daisy June, I forbid you to talk to that boy ever again! Don’t ever act familiar with drinkers!

Girl (finds baby monkey): Lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine! (holds up & kisses baby)

[Mom takes a stealthy swig of medicine]… 

The author VC Bestor is Director of the non-profit 

FangedWilds.org 

a project encouraging women to engage constructively with apex predators.

"Find the meat of the matter"

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